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Cocktails
Staples
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$10
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Bloody
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Mimosa
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Bellini
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Michelada
Thief Wine Coolers 12oz Bottles
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$14
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If You Like Piña Coladas
White wine, rum, pineapple, coconut, soda
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Every Rosé Has Its Thorn
Rosé wine, peach, orange blossom, soda
Our Take On 80s Classics
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$15
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Blue Lagoon
Gin, blue curaçao, elderflower, lemon
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Harvey Wallbanger
Tequila, galliano, house-made ‘five alive’
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Woo Woo
Vodka, peach, orange blossom, cranberry, lemon
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LES Iced Tea
Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, amaro, black tea, lemon, soda water
Shots
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$10
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Mind Eraser
Tequila, kahlua, soda
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Kamikaze
Vodka, triple sec, lime
Food
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Seasonal Granola Bowl
Yogurt, pistachio, cardamom, market fruit
$12
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Fried Brie and Peppers
Peppadews, sour honey, chives
$11
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Counter Cake
Seasonal rotation
$8
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Pastrami Hash
Scallion, poached eggs, charred guajillo aioli
$18
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Turkey Benedict
House turkey, poached eggs, hollandaise, simple salad
$18
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Madame Hoboken
Pork roll, bechamel, fontina, blistered peppers, fried egg, sourdough
$18
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Breakfast Plate
Two eggs, house sausage, brunch potatoes, toast, salad
$15
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Biscuits & Gravy
Buttermilk biscuits, sausage gravy
$12
Add Eggs $3
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B.E.C Sandwich
Broccoli rabe, fried eggs, pecorino whiz, guajillo hot sauce, focaccia
$14
Add Sausage or Bacon $3
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Maple Mezcal French Toast
Apple caramel
$16
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Lil Devil Wedge
Little gem lettuce, buttermilk dressing, bacon, dates, gorgonzola, tomatoes, almonds
$12
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Thief Burger
Double smash patties, American cheese, iceberg, crispy shallots, onion jam, pickles, secret sauce
$16
Add Egg $2
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Fried Chicken Sandwich
Sour honey, banana peppers, iceberg, peri peri ranch
$17
Sides
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$5
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Brunch Potatoes
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Bacon
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Sausage
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Fruit
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Biscuit
Cocktails
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$16
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In Bloom
Gin, apricot, bergamot, lemon, tonic
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Fire It Up
Tequila, jalapeno, passionfruit, lime, blanc vermouth
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Ego Trip
Rye, orgeat, maraschino, crème de peche, lemon
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Around the Way Girl
Mezcal, xila licor de agave, bonal gentiane, mole bitters
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Loisaida
Tequila, genepy, aloe, cucumber, lime, soda
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Dillinger’s Downfall
Rum, papaya, banana, honey, lemon
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Bodega Dreams
Bourbon, sherry, coffee beans, crème soda syrup, orange
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Magnificent Seven
Mezcal, midori, pineapple, lemon, egg white, togarashi
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Garden Party
Vodka, basil, green chile, lemon, salt
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Dorobo Martini
Gin, yuzu, cherry blossom, blanc vermouth
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French Kiss
Melon, cognac, soda, prosecco
Frozen
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$14
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Friesling
Our answer to the overdone “frosé”
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Espresso Martini
Rum blend, cold brew, coffee liqueur, cacao
Beers Draft
See Board for SelectionBeer Cans
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Narragansett Tall Boys
Lager, Rhode Island, 5%
$7
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Oxbow
Farmhouse Pale Ale, Saison, Maine, 5%
$9
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Sloop
Juice Bomb, IPA, New York, 6.5%
$8
Non Alcoholic
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Athletic
$8
Upside Dawn
Golden Ale
Seltzer and Such
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Stillwater
$10
Ritual Pineapple
Hard Seltzer, 5%
Mocktails
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$8
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Violet Hour
Ube, coconut, orange, lime, soda
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False Start
Pineapple, grenadine, tonic, non-alcoholic golden ale
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Parlor Tricks
Tart cherry, lime juice, soda
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Faux-jito
Passionfruit, mint, lime, soda
Wines
Each of our wines is Natural, Organic, Biodynamic, and/or Sustainably FarmedBubbles
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Banshee
Ten of Cups Brut
CaliforniaGL $12
BTL $48
White
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Realce
Sauvignon Blanc / Macabeo
La Mancha, Spain 2019GL $10
BTL $40
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Erste & Neue
Müller-Thurgau
Alto Adige, Italy 2021GL $14
BTL $56
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Salomon
Gruner Veltliner
Österreich, Austria 2021GL $15
BTL $60
Orange
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Celler Frisach
Garnatxa Blanca
Terra Alta, Catalonia, Spain 2021GL $16
BTL $64
Pink
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Cherche Midi
Syrah / Carignan
Languedoc Roussillon, France 2021GL $12
BTL $48
Red
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Broco Vino *Chilled*
Garnacha / Syrah
Spain 2020tGL $11
BTL $44
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Domaine de Piaugier
Cotes du Rhone
La Grange, Rhone, France 2020GL $11
BTL $44
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Grochau Cellars
Pinot Noir
Commuter Cuvée, Willamette Valley, Oregon 2021GL $14
BTL $56
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Fat Cat 420
Grenache Blend
Languedoc-Roussillon, France 2021GL $16
BTL $64
Savory
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Chips & Salsas
Garlic & cilantro, jalapeño & pineapple
$9
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Crudités
Seasonal veggies, harissa hummus, green goddess
$8
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Love, Nelly Empanadas
Each $7
Chicken & Rice:
Fresh corn, tomato, cilantro *gluten freeKolache:
Spicy sausage, sharp cheddar, jalapeños -
Betty Bakery Savory Pies
Steak & cheese or vegetable curry *vegetarian
Each $16
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Bavarian Pretzel
Beer cheese
$10
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Vegan Mini Corn Dogs
Plate of five, spicy dijonnaise
$11
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Black Truffle Grilled Cheese
White cheddar, gouda, chips
$14
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Chicken Parm Sliders
Plate of three, marinara, chips
$15
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Turkey Melt
Brie, apple mostarda, chips
$16
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Uncle Paulie’s Garlic Bread
Smoked mozz, vodka sauce
$10
Sweet
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Warm Triple Chocolate Brownie
Dollop of whipped cream
$6
gluten free
Smaller
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Fried Brie and Peppers
Peppadew, sour honey, chives
$11
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Cheese Slipper
Fresh ciabatta, mozzarella, cheddar cacio e pepe dip
$10
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Smashed Cucumbers
Mint, chili, breadcrumbs, lemon, capers
$9
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Crab Toast
Jumbo lump crab, guajillo sauce, black lemon butter, sourdough bread, red onions, chives
$14
Larger
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Wings
Dry togarashi cheddar or sambal-buffalo served w/ peri peri ranch
$15
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Grilled Pork Ribs
Kiwi-soy glaze, sesame, crispy garlic, scallion
$18
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Little Devil Wedge Salad
Gem lettuce, buttermilk dressing, bacon, medjool dates, gorgonzola, almonds, tomato
$12
Sandwiches
add fries $3 | add salad $5-
Thief Burger
Grass-fed beef, fontina, crispy shallots, pickles, iceberg, burnt onion jam, top secret burger sauce
$16
add bacon $3
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Turkey Club
House turkey, swiss, bacon, roasted tomato, avocado, herb aioli
$18
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Grilled Eggplant
Poblano, vegan feta, romesco, arugula
$15
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Black Truffle Grilled Cheese
White cheddar, fontina
$15
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Fried Chicken Sandwich
Banana peppers, sour honey, iceberg, peri peri ranch
$17
Beer
Download PDFDraft
See Board for SelectionCans
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Bud Light
16oz
$6
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Estrella Jalisco
12oz
$6
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Narragansett
16oz
$7
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Collective Arts
12oz
Guava, Gose, Canada, 4.9%$9
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Oxbow
12oz
Farmhouse Pale Ale, Saison, Maine, 5%$9
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Threes Brewing
16oz
Logical Conclusion, IPA, New York, 7%$12
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Stillwater
12oz
Business, Imperial Stout, Nomadic, 11%$11
Seltzer and Such
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Stillwater
12oz
Ritual Pineapple Hard Seltzer, 5%$10
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Jiant
12oz
Grapefruit & Hibiscus Hard Kombucha, 5%$9
Cocktails
Frozen
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$14
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Friesling
Our answer to the overdone “frosé”
Shaken & Stirred
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$16
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In Bloom
Gin, apricot, bergamot, lemon, tonic
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Old Friends
Mezcal, sherry, banana, allspice
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Intergalactic
Tequila, pandan, pineapple, ginger, lime
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Time’s Up
Mezcal, aperol, house-made grenadine, orange, lemon, tiki bitters
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Coffee Club
Spiced rum, mr black, cold brew, oat milk
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High Society
Whiskey, sweet vermouth, vanilla, black walnut, angostura bitters
Mocktails
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$8
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Violet Hour
Ube, coconut, orange, lime, soda
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False Start
Pineapple, grenadine, tonic, non-alcoholic golden ale
Wine List
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Sanfelleto
Prosecco Superiore Brut | Veneto, Italy
GL $11
BTL $44
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Pere Mata
Cava Brut Reserva Rose | Catalonia, Spain
GL $14
BTL $56
Orange
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Celler Frisach
Garnatxa Blanca | Terra Alta, Catalonia, Spain 2021
GL $16
½ $32
BTL $64
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Usonia
Tocai Friulano | Finger Lakes, New York 2021
GL $18
½ $36
BTL $72
Pink
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Schloss Gobelsburg, Cistecrien
Zweigelt Blend | Österreich, Austria 2020
GL $11
½ $22
BTL $44
White
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Realce
Sauvignon Blanc / Macabeo | La Mancha, Spain 2019
GL $10
½ $20
BTL $40
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Coste di Brenta
Pecorino | Abruzzo, Italy 2020
GL $13
½ $26
BTL $52
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Erste & Neue
Müller-Thurgau | Alto Adige, Italy 2021
GL $14
½ $28
BTL $56
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Salomon
Gruner Veltliner | Österreich, Austria 2021
GL $15
½ $30
BTL $60
Red
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Domaine de Piaugier, La Grange
Côtes du Rhone | Rhone, France 2019
GL $11
½ $22
BTL $44
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Grochau Cellars, Commuter Cuvée
Pinot Noir | Willamette Valley, Oregon 2020
GL $14
½ $28
BTL $56
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Echeverria
Cabernet Blend | Propuesta, Central Valley, Chile 2020
GL $15
½ $30
BTL $60
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Fat Cat 420
Grenache Blend | Languedoc-Roussillon, France 2021
GL $16
½ $32
BTL $64