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Savory
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Chips & Dips
Classic French onion, and espelette ranch
$9
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Crudités
Seasonal veggies, harissa hummus, and green goddess
$9
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Love, Nelly Empanadas
Shredded beef: flank steak, potato, soffritto, gluten free
Doubles: Caribbean-style curried chickpeas, vegan
Each $7
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Bavarian Pretzel
Beer cheese
$10
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Vegan Mini Corn Dogs
A plate of five, and spicy dijonnaise
$11
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Black Truffle Grilled Cheese
White cheddar, gouda, and chips
$14
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Chicken Parm Sliders
Plate of three, marinara, and chips
$15
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Pastrami Melt
Gruyere, gouda, whole grain mustard, and chips
$15
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Uncle Paulie’s Garlic Bread
Smoked mozzarella, and vodka sauce
$10
Sweet
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Thief’s Theme Ice Cream
Ask about our flavors
*Collaboration with Mikey Likes It*
$6
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Each of our wines is Natural, Organic, Biodynamic, and/or Sustainably Farmed
Bubbles
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Sanfelleto
Prosecco Superiore Brut, Veneto, Italy
Galon $11
Bottle $44
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Pere Mata
Cava Brut Reserva Rose, Catalonia, Spain
Galon $14
Bottle $56
White
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Realce
Sauvignon Blanc, Macabeo La Mancha, Spain 2019
Galon $10
½ $20
Bottle $40
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Biokult
Gruner Veltliner, Burgenland, Austria 2019
Galon $12
½ $24
Bottle $48
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Castello Colle Massari
Vermentino, Tuscany, Italy 2019
Galon $13
½ $26
Bottle $52
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Paul Blanck
Pinot Blanc, Alsace, France 2019
Galon $14
½ $28
Bottle $56
Orange
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Tanca Els Ulls, La Lleona
Xarel-lo, Catalonia, Spain 201
Galon $14
½ $28
Bottle $56
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Weingut Schödl, Free Your Mind
Gruner Veltliner Blend, Niederösterreich, Austria 2020
Galon $17
½ $34
Bottle $68
Pink
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Schloss Gobelsburg, Cistecrien
Zweigelt Blend, Österreich, Austria 2020
Galon $11
½ $22
Bottle $44
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Chateau Pigoudet, Premiere Rosé
Grenache Blend, Provence, France 2020
Galon $13
½ $26
Bottle $52
Red
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Domaine de Piaugier, La Grange
Côtes du Rhone, Rhone, France 2019
Galon $11
½ $22
Bottle $44
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Grochau Cellars, Commuter Cuvée
Pinot Noir, Willamette Valley, Oregon 2020
Galon $14
½ $28
Bottle $56
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Niepoort, Nat’ Cool
Baga, Portugal 2020
Galon $14
L $75
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Le P’Tit Paysan
Cabernet Sauvignon, Central Coast, California 2015
Galon $16
½ $32
Bottle $64
Beers
Draft
See board for selectionCans
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Bud Light
16oz $6
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Estrella Jalisco
12oz $6
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Narragansett
16oz $7
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Collective Arts
Guava, Gose, Canada, 4.9%
12oz $9
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Oxbow
Farmhouse Pale Ale, Saison, Maine, 5%
12oz $9
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Threes Brewing
Logical Conclusion, IPA, New York, 7%
16oz $12
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Other Half
Rotating Selection, New York
16oz $14
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Stillwater
Business, Imperial Stout, Nomadic, 11%
12oz $11
Seltzer
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Wild Basin
Various Flavors, Hard Seltzer, 5%
12oz $8
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Stillwater
Ritual Pineapple, All Natural Hard Seltzer, 5%
12oz $10
Cocktails
Frozen
$14-
Friesling
Our answer to the overdone “frosé”
Shaken & Stirred
$16-
Fire It Up
Jalapeno tequila, lime, passionfruit, blanc vermouth
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While You Wait
Gin, china-china, aperol, lemon, prosecco
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No Time For Dreamin’
Aged rums, pineapple, ginger, velvet falernum
Contains nuts
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The McCarren
Rye whiskey, Campari, grapefruit, raspberry, lemon, absinthe
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Stay Woke
Espresso, aged rum, cherry, amaro, nutmeg
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Lovely Day
Mezcal, poblano, melon, bianco vermouth